The Kingdom of Ensbridge is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Amani with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 6.783 billion Ensbridgeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alston. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ensbridgean economy, worth 592 trillion zawadis a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 87,370 zawadis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with King Amani, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and armed security details escort librarians to their homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ensbridge's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ensbridge is ranked 123,357^th in the world and 4,519^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,413.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.