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Most Devout: 3,277thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,528thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,428th
The Zoмʙıє Cᴀʟıpʜᴀтє of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Sumer Lovin', Had Me A Blast.
Abu Bⲁkr Abdu||ⲁҺ Ħbղ UtҺⲙaղ AbĦ QuҺⲁfⲁ
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Endless Sumer

Population13.238 billion

CapitalUruk
LeaderAbu Bⲁkr Abdu||ⲁҺ Ħbղ UtҺⲙaղ AbĦ QuҺⲁfⲁ
FaithSubMission

CurrencyDıɴᴀʀ
AnimalCamel

The Zoмʙıє Cᴀʟıpʜᴀтє of Endless Sumer is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Abu Bⲁkr Abdu||ⲁҺ Ħbղ UtҺⲙaղ AbĦ QuҺⲁfⲁ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.238 billion Sumerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uruk. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sumerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,146 trillion Dıɴᴀʀs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,146 Dıɴᴀʀs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Trade is bringing a wide selection of strange resources and technologies into Endless Sumer although importers have the highest mortality rate in the nation (Endless Sumer has found 1 easter egg), maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Sumerian flag can be displayed, the newest member of the royal family does not speak a word of the nation's language, and genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Endless Sumer's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is SubMission.

Endless Sumer is ranked 181,809th in the world and 17th in Zombie Research Institute for Safest, scoring 55.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Devout: 3,277thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,528thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,428thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,973rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,028thLargest Retail Industry: 9,227thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,825thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,169thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,259thHighest Economic Output: 11,468thLargest Mining Sector: 14,083rdMost Developed: 14,249thMost Cultured: 14,293rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,454thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16,287thLargest Black Market: 18,312thHighest Average Incomes: 18,552ndHighest Poor Incomes: 21,962ndLowest Crime Rates: 22,663rdMost Corrupt Governments: 25,907thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,656th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Endless Sumer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Endless Sumer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Endless Sumer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Endless Sumer, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee.
  • : Endless Sumer was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Endless Sumer, the newest member of the royal family does not speak a word of the nation's language.
  • : Following new legislation in Endless Sumer, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Sumerian flag can be displayed.
  • : Following new legislation in Endless Sumer, trade is bringing a wide selection of strange resources and technologies into Endless Sumer although importers have the highest mortality rate in the nation (Endless Sumer has found 1 easter egg).
  • : Following new legislation in Endless Sumer, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were.
  • : Endless Sumer changed its national motto to "Sumer Lovin', Had Me A Blast." and its nation type to "Zoмʙıє Cᴀʟıpʜᴀтє".

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