The Empire of Empire of Chaos is a tiny, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7 million Empire of Chaosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The developing Empire of Chaosian economy, worth 245 billion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 35,008 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Chaos's national animal is the Giants, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Empire of Chaos is ranked 242,073^rd in the world and 43^rd in Nordwrath for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.