The Eurovision Season of Einswenn is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Erin Kattell with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.934 billion Einseters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kronheim. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Einset economy, worth a remarkable 6,872 trillion einskrones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,133 einskrones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents. Crime is totally unknown. Einswenn's national animal is the Grand Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Einserheim.

Einswenn is ranked 3,309^th in the world and 23^rd in Forest for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 13,492.14 on the Gilded Widget Scale.