The Democratic Social Republic of Eieryn is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Morandin Rynityan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.357 billion Rynen hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tryteik. The average income tax rate is 92.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rynian economy, worth 404 trillion Menyrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 171,792 Menyrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, the official Rynian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eieryn's national animal is the meerkat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Eieryn is ranked 5,870^th in the world and 9^th in UEPU Federal Republic for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 10,691.24 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.