The Republic of Datin is a mid-sized, safe nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 50 million Datinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The very strong Datinian economy, worth 3.43 trillion Dats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 68,673 Dats, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, chemical burn victims tan their scars summering at luxury beach resorts with huge cash settlements, and Leader's preferred candidate has lost second place by three votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Datin's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Datin is ranked 89,391^st in the world and 38^th in UEPU Federal Republic for Most Developed, scoring 64.53 on the Human Development Index.