The Green Land of Eggtowne is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Grade A Minister of Eggs with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.016 billion Eggs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eggy economy, worth a remarkable 2,110 trillion eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 234,069 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, there's never enough space in space, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, and all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society. Crime is totally unknown. Eggtowne's national animal is the marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eggtowne is ranked 936^th in the world and 2^nd in Horizon for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 16,078.23 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.