The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.679 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The average income tax rate is 30.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 5,337 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 271,220 Alt-Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses are required to round down their profits, concussed Hawkball players cannot remember their lineup position, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of East green Israel at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 465^th in the world and 12^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 81.32 Obesity Rate.