The Federation of East Gaelio is a fledgling, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6 million East Gaelioans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The thriving East Gaelioan economy, worth 419 billion Gaelian Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 69,862 Gaelian Pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 247,292 per year while the poor average 14,250, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. East Gaelio's national animal is the Rooster, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

East Gaelio is ranked 115,559^th in the world and 1,144^th in the South Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,016.66 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.