The Republic of Whateverania is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.745 billion Whateveranians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Whateveranian economy, worth 372 trillion whateveronoes a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,377 whateveronoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, Whateverania's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whateverania's national animal is the hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Whateverania is ranked 23,085^th in the world and 480^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 112.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.