The Republic of Vampirics is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Crette Family with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.075 billion Vampiricsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orlok. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Vampiricsian economy, worth 266 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,711 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vampirics's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vampirics is ranked 12,450^th in the world and 294^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 118.62 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.