The Dictatorship of Surgeus is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Overlord Surge with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.226 billion Surgeans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saji. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Surgeus economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion cuits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 174,093 cuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, a flying elephant and Overlord Surge share the same nickname, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Surgeus's national animal is the robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Surgeus is ranked 3,989^th in the world and 103^rd in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 134.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.