The People's Republic of Reloviskistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Sopatark Kzalkiv with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.114 billion Reloviskians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revoski. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Reloviskian economy, worth 83.5 trillion Relovis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 39,503 Relovis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Reloviskistan' is a smash hit, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reloviskistan's national animal is the Reloviskian River Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Reloviskistan is ranked 19,443^rd in the world and 433^rd in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 114.27 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.