The Constitutional Monarchy of Rapidash Isles is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dean Clinton with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.395 billion Rapidashians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rapidash City. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rapidash Islesian economy, worth 598 trillion Dash Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,136 Dash Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, the World Constitutional Monarchy Games have been won again by Rapidash Isles as no other country cares enough to compete, and Rapidash Islesian diplomacy is by the book. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rapidash Isles's national animal is the Rapidash, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rapidash Isles is ranked 33,361^st in the world and 638^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 107.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.