The People's Republic of Majisialand is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 928 million Majisialandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.

The thriving Majisialandian economy, worth 67.3 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,480 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Majisialand's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Majisialand is ranked 82,265^th in the world and 1,514^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 90.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.