The Republic of Lunirs is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Da Supreme Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.913 billion Lunirsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vrodonia. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lunirsian economy, worth 269 trillion Luniras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 68,759 Luniras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunirs's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No.

Lunirs is ranked 24,026^th in the world and 487^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 112 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.