The Democratic Republic of Louvrandia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Francesco Valdez Mio with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.946 billion Louvrandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mosgel. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Louvrandian economy, worth 237 trillion Louvreans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 122,292 Louvreans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, Louvrandia's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Louvrandia's national animal is the Crimson Celeste Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Veranova.

Louvrandia is ranked 127,139^th in the world and 2,340^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 70.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.