The Democratic Republic of Los Espinosaurios is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Walter WhiteRock with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.323 billion Spinosaurins enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceratosuchopsini. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Espinosauriosian economy, worth 651 trillion rexes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,740 rexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Espinosaurios's national animal is the Spinosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Los Espinosaurios is ranked 5,087^th in the world and 128^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 130.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.