The Armed Republic of Kopmania is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.019 billion Kopmanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vondur. The average income tax rate is 27.4%.

The all-consuming Kopmanian economy, worth 111 trillion Kopas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,290 Kopas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, and army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kopmania's national animal is the Copium, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kopmania is ranked 130,396^th in the world and 2,388^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 69.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.