The Realm of Federal republic Sarmeria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stephan Katovski with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 16.739 billion Sarmerians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stefanov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sarmerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,947 trillion Sarmerian pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,796 Sarmerian pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 849,630 per year while the poor average 46,794, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Federal republic Sarmeria's national animal is the Black Adder, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Federal republic Sarmeria is ranked 22,153^rd in the world and 471^st in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 112.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.