The Queendom of Durban One is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 21.378 billion Durban Oneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 12.0%.

The strong Durban Onean economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 54,439 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, nudity is frowned upon, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and voting is voluntary. Crime is moderate. Durban One's national animal is the deer.

Durban One is ranked 70,064^th in the world and 1^st in Durban for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.