| Population | 19.512 billion |
| Capital | Megaloton |
| Leader | Leader |
| Faith | Loyalty |
| Currency | Dayo |
| Animal | Neplam ant |
The Dictatorship of Drewbana is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.512 billion Drewbanans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megaloton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Drewbanan economy, worth a remarkable 6,421 trillion Dayoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 329,093 Dayoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,274,418 per year while the poor average 16,809, a ratio of 135 to 1.
It's easier to amputate than it is to obtain penicillin, slavery is freedom, exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars, and it's said that a Drewbanan always pays his debts with significant compounding. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drewbana's national animal is the Neplam ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Loyalty.
Drewbana is ranked 59,826th in the world and 2nd in RKS System for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 158.11 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Drewbana, it's said that a Drewbanan always pays his debts with significant compounding.
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Drewbana, exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars.
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Drewbana, slavery is freedom.
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Drewbana, it's easier to amputate than it is to obtain penicillin.
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Drewbana, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other.
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Drewbana, the recycled air in planes is nauseating.
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Drewbana, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Leader's political rallies.
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Drewbana, praying at the office can see you terminated for napping.
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Drewbana, not all rivers run to the sea.
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Drewbana, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
















































