The Dictatorship of Drewbana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete absence of social welfare, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.402 billion Drewbanans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megaloton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Drewbanan economy, worth a remarkable 4,973 trillion Dayoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 345,362 Dayoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,711,461 per year while the poor average 39,519, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Drewbanans suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and men of steel get no respect. Crime is a problem. Drewbana's national animal is the Neplam ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Loyalty.

Drewbana is ranked 277,785^th in the world and 1^st in RKS System for Most Primitive, scoring -305.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.