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Largest Gambling Industry: 232ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 263rdFattest Citizens: 277th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
One mantis is all it takes
Influence
Dominator
Regional Preserver
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Drewbana

Population19.512 billion

CapitalMegaloton
LeaderLeader
FaithLoyalty

CurrencyDayo
AnimalNeplam ant

The Dictatorship of Drewbana is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.512 billion Drewbanans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megaloton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Drewbanan economy, worth a remarkable 6,421 trillion Dayoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 329,093 Dayoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,274,418 per year while the poor average 16,809, a ratio of 135 to 1.

It's easier to amputate than it is to obtain penicillin, slavery is freedom, exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars, and it's said that a Drewbanan always pays his debts with significant compounding. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drewbana's national animal is the Neplam ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Loyalty.

Drewbana is ranked 59,826th in the world and 2nd in RKS System for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 158.11 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 232ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 263rdFattest Citizens: 277thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 402ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 410thLargest Retail Industry: 439thMost Corrupt Governments: 511thMost Armed: 539thHighest Disposable Incomes: 544thMost Avoided: 569thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 697thLargest Insurance Industry: 793rdHighest Crime Rates: 837thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,197thMost Efficient Economies: 1,405thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,758thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,946thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,128thHighest Average Incomes: 2,312thHighest Economic Output: 2,755thRudest Citizens: 2,769thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,870thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,658thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,739thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,756thLargest Mining Sector: 5,656thLargest Governments: 6,604thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,707thMost Patriotic: 7,206thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,419thLargest Black Market: 8,617thMost Influential: 10,149thMost Secular: 12,057thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,812thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,937thLargest Populations: 20,094thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,129thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,362nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drewbana, it's said that a Drewbanan always pays his debts with significant compounding.
  • : Following new legislation in Drewbana, exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars.
  • : Following new legislation in Drewbana, slavery is freedom.
  • : Following new legislation in Drewbana, it's easier to amputate than it is to obtain penicillin.
  • : Following new legislation in Drewbana, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other.
  • : Following new legislation in Drewbana, the recycled air in planes is nauseating.
  • : Following new legislation in Drewbana, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Leader's political rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Drewbana, praying at the office can see you terminated for napping.
  • : Following new legislation in Drewbana, not all rivers run to the sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Drewbana, the government is lending a hand to private industry.

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