The Dictatorship of Draculga is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mazar with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.205 billion Draculgans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dhulan Adel. The average income tax rate is 67.1%.

The Draculgan economy, worth 88.9 trillion Dhuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,781 Dhuls, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government snoops on private internet connections, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and Mazar has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Draculga's national animal is the Afiki, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Draculga is ranked 288,943^rd in the world and 15^th in Banfield for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.