The Grand Republic of Monkingdom is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Andrew Gubs with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.048 billion Monkingdomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Brunes. The average income tax rate is 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Monkingdomian economy, worth 449 trillion Geulds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 147,503 Geulds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkingdom's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NPCism.

Monkingdom is ranked 121,097^th in the world and 7^th in Banfield for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,743.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.