The フェデレーション of Nowa Europa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prezydent Iga Świątek with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.459 billion Nowa Europeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nowa Europan economy, worth a remarkable 4,800 trillion banknotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,695 banknotes, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million banknotes of property damage, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, and frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback. Crime is almost non-existent. Nowa Europa's national animal is the Water Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nowa Europa is ranked 8,213^th in the world and 194^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,246.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.