The Desert Island full of Emus and Papayas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Limu Emu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.914 billion Papaya-Eating Emus enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Papaya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Papaya-Eating Emu economy, worth 270 trillion Papayas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,370 Papayas, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Replacement organs are grown in vats, residents firmly believe there is no spoon (Emus and Papayas has found 4 easter eggs), increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and the official Papaya-Eating Emu Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Emus and Papayas's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Emu Christianity.

Emus and Papayas is ranked 138,580^th in the world and 2,489^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 654.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.