The Constitutional Monarchy of Avalon Nouveau is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Imperial Majesty Cornelius Fortesque with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 29.129 billion Avalon Nouveauans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port du Roi. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Avalon Nouveauan economy, worth a remarkable 5,111 trillion florins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,479 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and Port du Roi is a police state during international summits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avalon Nouveau's national animal is the gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unified Christianity.

Avalon Nouveau is ranked 36,629^th in the world and 612^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 34.25 flags saluted per person per day.