The Slow Loud Breathers of Donkervader is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lukas Ligloper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 43.891 billion underlings are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coruscant. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Controlled by Vader economy, worth an astonishing 32,554 trillion left hands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 741,704 left hands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Political activists are routinely executed, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten, and domestic fishermen fly the Controlled by Vader flag out of fear of being blown up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Donkervader's national animal is the tauntaun, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Force Activism.

Donkervader is ranked 24^th in the world and 1^st in Hell for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 741,704.53 Standard Monetary Units.