The Autumnal Paradise of Deciduous Forests is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.538 billion Deciduous Forestsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Glade. The average income tax rate is 57.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Deciduous Forestsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,277 trillion lire a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,393 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Healthcare funding has been cut, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, many in Deciduous Forests are born in the purple, and the recycled air in planes is nauseating. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Deciduous Forests's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Deciduous Forests is ranked 214,801^st in the world and 159^th in Forest for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.66 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.