
| Population | 1.604 billion |
| Capital | DecenCity |
| Leader | Pope Decere IV |
| Faith | Roman Catholicism |
| Currency | manu |
| Animal | wolf |
The Apostles of Decency is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Pope Decere IV with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.604 billion Apostles of Decency are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DecenCity. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Decent economy, worth 57.8 trillion manus a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,022 manus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, and science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Decency's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Decency is ranked 293,790th in the world and 1st in The Decent Never Die for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -41.12 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Decency was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
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Decency, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
- : Following new legislation in
Decency, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
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Decency lodged a message on the The Decent Never Die Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Decency, it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon.
- : Following new legislation in
Decency, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
- : Following new legislation in
Decency, only lightning has a chance of striking Pope Decere IV twice.
- : Following new legislation in
Decency, mostly women are seen and not heard.
- : Following new legislation in
Decency, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
- : Following new legislation in
Decency, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.














