| Population | 4.903 billion |
| Capital | Yggdrassil |
| Leader | Santa Claus |
| Faith | Athyism |
| Currency | Brains |
| Animal | Bat |
The Pink Holy of Kalebo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.903 billion Kaleboans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kaleboan economy, worth 543 trillion Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,884 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalebo's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.
Kalebo is ranked 280,937th in the world and 1,336th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kalebo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Kalebo endorsed
The Empire of Free Ardania.
- : Kalebo endorsed
The Principality of Verdalec.
- : Kalebo endorsed
The Republic of Pearl Gateway.
- : Kalebo endorsed
The Commonwealth of Frialnia.
- : Kalebo was endorsed by
The United Kingdom of The-British-Isles.
- : Kalebo was endorsed by
The Republic of Independent Nation of Lumoria.
- : Kalebo was endorsed by
The Terra Sancta of New Frangland.
- : Kalebo endorsed The Republic of Independent Nation of Lumoria.
- : Kalebo endorsed
The Kingdom of Sardinia-Sicily.
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