The Golden Empire of Apocalypse Borg is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by ♚ Lorik III Sadiraj with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.439 billion Shqiptares are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taifa. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Shqiptare economy, worth 434 trillion Shenjats a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,368 Shenjats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Apocalypse Borg's mid-life crisis, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Shqiptares make research institutes rich. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apocalypse Borg's national animal is the 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐞, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Apocalypse Borg is ranked 172,649^th in the world and 862^nd in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 595.82 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.