The Empire of Daitschlund is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor E K Weiss with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 6.523 billion Deutschen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Berlin. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deutscher economy, worth 956 trillion Deutsch Konigliche Marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,578 Deutsch Konigliche Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daitschlund's national animal is the Deutsch Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianety.

Daitschlund is ranked 6,795^th in the world and 105^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.21 law-abiding acts per hour.