The Republic of Dagim is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.775 billion Dagimians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Dagimian economy, worth 215 trillion ገንዘብs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,703 ገንዘብs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, and diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dagim's national animal is the Crane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dagim is ranked 209,108^th in the world and 20^th in Greater Ixnay for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.