The Holy Federal Monarchy of DACOROMANIA is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zarus Stefanus with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 25.333 billion DACOROMANIANS have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zamia. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DACOROMANIAN economy, worth a remarkable 2,573 trillion Leums a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,604 Leums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DACOROMANIA's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

DACOROMANIA is ranked 304,115^th in the world and 6^th in Roman Byzantine Union for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.