The Dominion of D33Zz is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The cynical population of 8 million D33Zzians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 41.8%.

The D33Zzian economy, worth 324 billion Nutcoins a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,495 Nutcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the tenet of free speech is held dear, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and there's a bright dawn ahead for D33Zz. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D33Zz's national animal is the Bober, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

D33Zz is ranked 270,908^th in the world and 27^th in Fascism Is The Best Ideology Ever for Smartest Citizens, with 18.89 quips per hour.