The MT Army Caretaker of Custodian 16 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 25.999 billion Custodian 16ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Custodian 16ian economy, worth 281 trillion Citas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 10,827 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Custodian 16's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Custodian 16 is ranked 163,327^th in the world and 1^st in Anti Fascist Action for Most Primitive, scoring -61.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.