The Allied States of Crimsonai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.963 billion Crimsonaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 21.2%.

The very strong Crimsonaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion roses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 56,258 roses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Crimsonai, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Crimsonai's national animal is the cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Crimsonai is ranked 119,427^th in the world and 40^th in Equilism for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.66 kickbacks per hour.