The District of Crazy Kitty is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 43.518 billion Crazy Kittyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Kittyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,652 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 83,939 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, childhood friends of Liard are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and Liard is plotting to coup the Pacific (Crazy Kitty has found 3 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Kitty's national animal is the bovina, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Crazy Kitty is ranked 46,114^th in the world and 6^th in Dog Lake for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.38 law-abiding acts per hour.