The Imperial Moral Imperative of Cosmic Unity Church is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Borgia LXVII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, suspicion of poets, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.012 billion Faithful are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Education and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hydra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Faithful economy, worth 759 trillion Cyberdimes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 151,548 Cyberdimes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,379,348 per year while the poor average 1,885, a ratio of 731 to 1.

The booming slave trade is now government-funded, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Cosmic Unity Church's national animal is the Kestrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Apollo.

Cosmic Unity Church is ranked 6,079^th in the world and 20^th in Forest for Most Corrupt Governments, with 202.65 kickbacks per hour.