The Socialist Federation of Cornasitria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chairman Milos Jakoński with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.608 billion Cornasitrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trińtan. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cornasitrian economy, worth 152 trillion mędáls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 94,239 mędáls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cornasitria's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Cornasitrians, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornasitria's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State non-theism.

Cornasitria is ranked 17,098^th in the world and 3^rd in Surpridom of the Left for Smartest Citizens, with 73.38 quips per hour.