The Cool AAdministrator of Cool Man Babs is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.164 billion Babsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babstopia. The average income tax rate is 30.5%.

The strong Cool Man Babsian economy, worth 333 trillion BabCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,144 BabCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, funding for education has been redirected into the military, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and Cool Man Babs has designated Babstopia as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool Man Babs's national animal is the Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cool Man Babs is ranked 168,182^nd in the world and 2^nd in Augustin Alliance for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 324.92 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.