The Augustin Emi-rate of Emiline is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emira Emi with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.278 billion Emis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emicity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.

The very strong Emi economy, worth 357 trillion Emiudoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 83,528 Emiudoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,732 per year while the poor average 22,486, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime is relatively low. Emiline's national animal is the Emu and its national religion is Emistafari.

Emiline is ranked 163,894^th in the world and 2^nd in Augustin Alliance for Most Primitive, scoring -75.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.