The Republic of Constrainment of Evil is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-working population of 2.735 billion Constrainment of Evilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The Constrainment of Evilian economy, worth 118 trillion marks a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 43,453 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Constrainment of Evil's national animal is the eagle.

Constrainment of Evil is ranked 177,090^th in the world and 1^st in Ninth Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 413.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.