The Republic of Coniferous Courelli is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.273 billion Courellians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Courellian economy, worth 115 trillion callas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 50,740 callas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,026 per year while the poor average 3,180, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coniferous Courelli's national animal is the golden eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Coniferous Courelli is ranked 275,791^st in the world and 250^th in Forest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 415.09 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.