The Republic of Conan Grey is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-working population of 1.956 billion Conan Greyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.4%.

The Conan Greyian economy, worth 82.2 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,042 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conan Grey's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Conan Grey is ranked 204,095^th in the world and 1^st in Conan Gray for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.