The Mass Line of Comradeland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Central Committee with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.384 billion Comradelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vorkuta. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Comradelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,646 trillion Labor-Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 234,155 Labor-Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, the media seems excessively interested in what the Central Committee is wearing this season, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comradeland's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Comradeland is ranked 332,105^th in the world and 13^th in North Korea for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -36.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.