The Alpine Empire of Compakt Repsublic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Primus Frontiniano with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.148 billion Compakt citizens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trier Novis. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient a Compakt citizen economy, worth a remarkable 2,462 trillion Kimaris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 242,641 Kimaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, most barbers are also surgeons, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Compakt Repsublic's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Compakt Repsublic is ranked 2,201^st in the world and 1^st in Blue Ridge for Lowest Crime Rates, with 141.48 law-abiding acts per hour.