The Democratic Republic of United Communes of Chile is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by El Gran Presidente with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 12.476 billion Chilenos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comuna Libre de Iquique. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient United Communes of Chilean economy, worth a remarkable 2,965 trillion chilean pesetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 237,732 chilean pesetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, every week is blindness awareness week, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, and diplomats in United Communes of Chile are furious at constant police surveillance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Communes of Chile's national animal is the Andean Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Communes of Chile is ranked 258,527^th in the world and 1,272^nd in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.