The Federal Queendom of Elisabethshagen is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kanzler und Königin with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.332 billion Elisabethshageners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elisabethshagen. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elisabethshagenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,131 trillion Guldens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,424 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Elisabethshagen Lions against long odds, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime is totally unknown. Elisabethshagen's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelic-Lutheran Faith.

Elisabethshagen is ranked 7,012^th in the world and 122^nd in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 483.56 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.